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2/12/08

papa, graumpa, and/or dad

Yesterday was a special day for the Venables - February 11th is the day where we get to celebrate the birthday of none other than our Papa Venable! Well, okay - Papa to my little nieces, Graumpa to my nephews, and Dad to the rest of us. Those of you who know my dad are aware of what a great guy he is. As for the rest of you, you're missing out.

My favorite memory of my dad thus far is when I was in the second grade. Mom had to work mornings at the time, so Dad was given the sole responsibility of getting us ready and off to school each morning. And considering there were three of us girls and only one boy, it was essential that he learn how to braid hair. Which he sure did. Every morning was the same scene: with country music videos playing in the background, each girl would get a turn to sit on the chair in the middle of the kitchen. The other girls were each instructed to hold one of the sections of hair required to make the braid. Dad would then take a section of hair from one of us, cross it over one of the other sections, and promptly hand us a new one to momentarily hold. Repeat, repeat, repeat, until - wonder of wonders - a braid appeared. His method may not have been traditional, but it produced surprisingly good braids. Along with certain bragging rights considering I was one of the few girls at school whose dad actually knew how to do it.

My life has been back and forth and up and down, but Dad has always been there to help me make sense of it all. Through four cars, eight moves, and two of my emotional "I don't understand my health benefits" discussions, he still hasn't disowned me. Which is actually quite amazing considering last year's Jetta check engine light fiasco. He's an extremely patient man who's always willing to help out wherever needed. Dad's the guy who not only clears away the two feet of snow in his own driveway, but feels the need to wander down the street with his snow blower and take care of two or three other driveways as he goes. And after that, why not pack the snow blower onto the trailer and go clear out the grandparents' driveways? Yeah, that's him. And for that example I am extremely grateful.
Happy Birthday, Dad!

2/6/08

the sidewalk.

I realize we've probably all seen these a thousand times, but I ran across them today and couldn't help but post them. I just can't get over how realistic they look - and done on the sidewalk, nonetheless! I'm impressed. Again.




2/4/08

go giants.

By far my favorite Superbowl commercial. The stain's voice is just so .... annoying. Love it.

2/2/08

verdict is ...

Punxsutawney Phil says six more weeks of winter. Thanks, Phil.

Does anyone really even believe this whole groundhog and his shadow thing? Personally, whenever I hear about Punxsutawney Phil all I can think of Bill Murray's Groundhog Day movie.

2/1/08

pretty, pretty.

Most days, the spiderweb of blogs out there really distracts me from much more important things. But through those blogs I've come across a lot of pretty things lately:
pretty cupcakes.
pretty valentine's day cards.


pretty shoes.


pretty bookcases.

and just pretty colors in general.

*sigh* Pretty pretty ...

1/31/08

evil eye.

This cute little guy cracks me up - especially how he laughs at himself afterwards. Way to start 'em young with the intimidating looks ...

1/29/08

tired? i know just the place.

I have the most fascinating job where I get to do the coolest things all day long. Send people information about our agency, manage our website, create program brochures, wake up the homeless man sleeping in our back storage room ....

Yes, you read that right. Wake up the homeless man sleeping in our back storage room. Well, not me personally, but another girl that I work with. Here's the story:

Yesterday afternoon, a fellow employee went into our back storage room to get some supplies. Right before walking in, she heard this strange noise that sounded like snoring. Well, open the door look around the corner and ah ha - mystery solved. I guess the snoring would be coming from the homeless man curled up under the shelves taking a nap. A relatively sound one at that because he slept right through her screaming bloody murder, running into the nearest office, and slamming the door shut. She then called someone in the office who came back, woke the man up, and told him he needed to leave. The guy simply asked what time it was and then shuffled out the door. They called the police who showed up a few minutes later and promptly arrested a man they found lingering in the back parking lot. Too bad it was the wrong guy. Poor feller was probably so confused. So that's that. Just another boring day at work.

Moral of the story is this: Homeless men, I understand that you get tired too. But if you're looking to stay warm during your nap, my office is certainly not your best bet. We were out of heat for the last two weeks of December and I swear it was as cold outside as it was in. Next time you're looking for a warm spot to get some shut eye, might I suggest some sort of fast food restaurant where at least you run the chance of getting some free food. Thanks.

1/28/08

eww. and not to mention ouch.

Believe me - I can certainly appreciate a nice pair of shoes. But these .... well, quite frankly I'm not on board. Sorry, World of Fashion. Go on without me.



1/22/08

beat this, wal-mart.

Stressed out? No problem - I know just the place to sit down and relax. How about this cozy little beach in China?


I can feel myself unwinding already ...

1/14/08

aarrrggghhh.

Cheered me up and I'm not even in a rotten mood.

1/9/08

patches.

I don’t know. For some reason I couldn’t stop watching this.

Oh and for the record – I’m willing to bet Patches feels obligated to claim westerns as his favorite type of movie simply because he’s a horse. Chances are he’s a romantic comedy fan.

**UPDATE** Patches was causing my blog to take forever long to load. So if you'd like to watch the video, follow this link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=teHfyby_veU
Go Patches.

1/3/08

have a seat.

So it's official - the cruise life is for me. I was warm. I could eat pears and french fries as midnight snacks. I was entertained nonstop. They were serving soft serve ice cream with sprinkles 24 hours a day. And last but not least - I didn't have to make my own bed. Not once. Mark my words - one day I will be a cruise aficionado. Just as soon as I win my million.

Those who know me won't be surprised to hear that I took quite a few pictures during those seven days. And that might even be an understatement. Instead of uploading them all to the blog, I've put some of them into a slideshow. Feel free to take a look when you have some time to kill.

I hope everyone had a great holiday! Now onto 2008 ....


12/14/07

i'll never let go, jack.

What's that you ask? What have I got going on this weekend? Oh, not much. I'll just be hanging out in my hammock. In Jamaica .... and the Bahamas ... and Grand Cayman. That's right, kids - it's my very first Caribbean cruise and needless to say I'm quite excited about it. I'm finally going to be warm again! I'll be sure to think of everyone while I'm dominating in shuffleboard, licking ice sculptures, and not falling overboard. Cheers!

(Sorry. Had to rub it in.)

12/7/07

i am ....

Miserlymonster Fussybottom.
That's my Grinch name.
Pretty, right?

http://www.yourgeekfriend.com/GrinchName/GrinchName.php?

12/5/07

hark! (the herald angels sing).

Ah, Christmas. What a fantastic holiday. Considering all of the twinkly lights to be seen, it's certainly my favorite. Personally, I enjoy listening to Christmas music year round, although others quite obviously don't agree. But since it's now socially acceptable to listen, here's my ever changing holiday play list (in no particular order, of course):
  • Barenaked Ladies & Sarah McLachlan - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
  • Mariah Carey - All I Want for Christmas is YOU
  • Sarah McLachlan - Song for a Winter's Night (Listen to this right before you go to bed. Works wonders.)
  • Something Corporate - Forget December
  • Josh Groban - O Holy Night
  • Sufjan Stevens - O Come O Come Emmanuel (Let's just put a golden star by this one because it's fantastic.)
  • Sarah McLachlan - Wintersong & River
  • Dean Martin - Baby, It's Cold Outside (Or the Elf version. I'm not picky.)
  • Destiny's Child - Carol of the Bells/Opera of the Bells (Don't be scared off by how weird it sounds. It'll grow on you .... maybe.)
  • Martina McBride - O Holy Night & What Child is This?
  • Colbie Caillat - Mistletoe
  • 101 Strings Orchestra - Still, Still, Still (Pretty much consider this entry as "any Christmas song performed by an orchestra.")
  • Burl Ives - A Holly Jolly Christmas
  • Rob Thomas - A New York Christmas (For you matchbox twenty haters, c'mon. Give him a chance...)
  • Jimmy Eat World - Last Christmas
  • Brenda Lee - Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree (Is this one on Home Alone? For some reason whenever I hear this song I think of cardboard cutouts being danced in front of a window. I could be wrong.)
  • Mannheim Steamroller - Carol of the Bells & Greensleeves
  • Nat King Cole - The Christmas Song
  • Elmo & Patsy - Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (purely for nostalgic reasons)
  • Bing Crosby & The Andrews Sisters - Mele Kalikimaka (Merry Christmas)
Oh and one thing I can assure you I will NOT be listening to:

Sorry, Toby. Now wipe that cheesy grin off your face, uncross your legs, and stop making music.

Well, there you have it. Cause I know you were all going crazy wondering what I've been listening to. Thanks for humoring me :)