"Female Fans Out for Season With Tom Brady's Knee Injury"
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This made me laugh this morning. My favorite line: "The NFL is really looking at a worst-case scenario here, one that it never wanted to happen: A football season that's only watched by actual football fans."
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I, for one, will be saddened to miss out on Tom's gleaming, white smile and boyish good looks this season. Tony Romo is still in good health, thus, I believe I can continue to watch this season.
Wow, you could just substitute my name in there in all those quotes and they would make perfect sense.
"Female Fans Out for Season With Beau Erekson's Knee Injury"
"I, for one, will be saddened to miss out on Beau's gleaming, white smile and boyish good looks this season. Beau Erekson is still in good health, thus, I believe I can continue to watch this season."
Isn't Beau just the picture of humility? Yet another reason why I fell for him. That and his boyish good looks.
Aw man, Beau...I mean, Tom Brady's boyish good looks probably brought in an ample amount of men to watch the game as well. I'm just saying, he's that hot. A model of perfection. Well, minus the fact that he dumped his pregnant girlfriend for Gisele Bunchen last year. But then again, it was Gisele. I'd bump fists with him for that one.
I have to admit that I am very disappointed about Tom Brady's injury. I don't think I will be watching any Patriots games this season...
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