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12/23/08

well, it's happened again.

{awkward silence}

Anyone remember Craig Kilborn's late night show? Karlee and I always loved that part of the news.

Anyway, it really has happened again. My work was broken into. These last couple of months have been a doosy for people trying to loot our office. You know, it's funny -- out of our entire building, it's always OUR floor. And I don't understand what makes these people think that they're gonna walk away with much. Here are my pearls of wisdom to all our potential burglars:

#1
I work for a nonprofit. NONPROFIT. This means that generally speaking (and especially these days) money isn't exactly something that's flooding into the office on a regular basis. So frankly, if you're able to break in and actually find money to steal, wow. I applaud you. Cause we're there all day and still can't seem to find much. And if you're looking for crazy-cool electronics or valuables, sorry to disappoint. Once again, NONPROFIT. But we do have a sunken dip in the floor by the lunchroom so be sure and trip on that.

#2
I just dare you to try and steal something during business hours. Cause I work with a lot of really dedicated people who love the agency as a whole, are extremely vested in what they do , and aren't afraid to let loose on you. And on the upside, then we might make the news which could open up some new networking possibilities.

#3
If you have to take something and you're feeling ambitious, please consider the area rug and couch in the front area. It's no secret that I hate them.

Thanks!

1 comment:

Hilda said...

Jess, If I were trying to break into your office, I would take the couch and ara rug just for you. Hey, a couch is probably a heck of a lot more useful than a lot of other things you might find in your building.