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4/27/09

i'm on the lookout.

My recent horoscope on The Onion:

CANCER: They say animals can often sense an earthquake moments before it strikes, which explains why so many of them are smiling at you right now.

I don't like that one bit. Smiling animals are creepy. Doesn't matter if it's computer generated or the animal accidentally doing something that resembles a smile. Still creepy. And suspicious. Take this guy for example. I don't trust him for a second.

So since #1 horoscopes are, of course, always accurate and #2 everything you read on the Internet is absolutely true, I'll now be on the lookout for creepy, smiling animals. Oh and preparing for an earthquake. I DID recently add to my food storage so I could live off tuna and applesauce for a month if necessary.
And speaking of creepy, look what I saw online today:

Who is making these creepy dolls and more importantly who is buying them? Considering my peering Cabbage Patch doll maybe it's my parents.

3 comments:

VTS said...

Uhm, totally creepy. All of it. I'm really trying to shrug off the creeps when I look at these pics. argh.

Kristin said...

Where do you come up with such creepy pictures?!

Karlee said...

he he he. Ya know, I'm pretty sure I saw Sully smiling at you just yesterday, he was being strangely socialable don't you think?